Weird Al' Yankovic

is a good song

you can put teh lyrics please?

OK Don't balme me but you asked for it:

Weird Al' Yankovic - Trapped in a drive thru

Seven O'Clock in teh evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on teh sofa
When my wife comes in teh room und sees me

She says "Is this 'Behind teh Music'
With Lynard Skynard?"
und I say "I don't know.
Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?

She says "I kinda had a big lunch.
So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."

She said "So whadya haz in mind?"
I said "I don't know wha about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's wha we're gonna do!"

"But first you gotta tell me
wha it is you're hungry for!"
und she says "Let me think...
...What's left in our refridgerator?"

I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is teh chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"

I hopped up und I said
"I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"

I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know wha I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"

Well I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID

It was just cousin Larry
Callin' for teh third time today...
My wife said "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "OK."

"Where were we? Oh, Dinner, Right
So wha d'ya want to do?"
She said "Why don't you whip up somethin in teh kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "Why don't you?"

und then she said "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes"
I says "No"
She says "Yes...
...Oh, here's your keys"

I step a little bit closer
Say "OK, where ya want to go?"
She says "How about teh Ivy?"
I said "Yeah, well I don't know..."

I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
und eatin' expensive food
She's says "Olive Garden?"
I say "Nah, I'm not in teh mood...

...und Burrito King would make me gassy
There's no doubt"
She says "Just forget about it"
I said "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"

Then I get an idea
I says "I know wha we'll do!"
She says "What?"
I say "Guess"
She says "What?"
I say "We're goin' to teh drive-thru!"

So we head out teh front door
Open teh garage door
Then I open teh automobile doors
und we get in those automobile doors

Put my key in teh ignition
und then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out teh driveway

Then we drive to teh drive-thru
Heading off to teh drive-thru
We're approaching teh drive-thru
Getting close to teh drive-thru!

Almost there at teh drive-thru
Now we're here at teh drive thru
Here in line at teh drive-thru
Did I mention teh drive-thru?

Well here we are
In teh drive-thru line, me und her.
Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.
All just waiting to order

There's some idiot in a Volvo
With his brights on behind me
I lean out teh window und scream
"Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?"

My wife says "Maybe we should park...
...We could just go eat inside."
I said "I'm wearin' bunny slippers
So I ain't leavin' this ride..."

Now a woman on a speaker box
Is sayin' "Can I take your order, please?"
I said "Yes indeed, you certainly can
We'd like two hamburgers with onions und cheese."

Then my wife says
"Baby, hold on, I've changed my mind!
I think I'm gonna haz a chicken sandwich
Instead, this time"

I said "You always get a cheeseburger!"
She says "That's not wha I'm hungry for."
I put my head in my hands und screamed,
"I don't know who you are anymore!"

teh voice on teh speaker says
"I don't haz all day!"
I said "Then, take our order,
und we'll be on our way!

I wanna get a chicken sandwich
und I want a cheeseburger, too
She's like "You want onions on that?"
I'm like "Yeah, I already said that I do...

...Plus we need curly fries
und don't you dare forget it!
und two medium root beers
No, just one, we'll split it."

Then I said "I'm guessin' that
You're probably not too bright...
So read me back my order
Let's make sure you got it right."

She says "One, you want a chicken sandwich.
Two, you want a cheeseburger
Three, curly fries, und a large root beer"
"Stop, don't go no further!"

"I never ordered a large rootbeer
I said medium, not large!"
Then she says "We're havin' a special,
I supersized you at no charge."

"Oh." und that's all
I could say, was "Oh."
und she says "Now there is somethin' else
That I really think you should know.

You can haz unlimited refills
For just a quarter more..."
I say "Great, except we're in teh drive thru...
So wha would I want that for?"

Then she says "Wait a minute
Your voice sounds so familiar...hey, is this Paul?
und my wife is all like "No, that ain't Paul,
Now tell me, who's this Paul?

She says "Oh, he's just some guy
Who goes to school with me.
I sat behind him last year
und I copied off him in Geometry.

I said "I know a guy named Paul.
He used to be my plumber
He was prematurely bald
und he moved to Pittsburgh last sommer.

He also had bladder problems
und a really bad infection on his toe."
und she said "Mister, please, you can stop right there,
That's way more than I needed to know!"

und then we both were quiet
und things got real intense
Then she says "Next window please,
That'll be five dollars und eighty two cents."

So we inched ahead in line
Movin' painfully slow
I got a little bored
So I turned on teh radio...

[Song plays]

[Click] Turned it off
Because my wife was getting a headache
So we both just sat there quietly
For her sake.

Then I looked at her
und she looked back at me
und I said "Um,
I think you haz somethin' in your teeth."

She turned away from me
und then turned back und said "Did I get it?"
I said "Yeah. Well, I mean, most of it...
But hey, ya know, don't sweat it."

Then she said "How about now?"
I said "Yeah, almost.
There's still a little bit there
But don't worry, it's probably just a piece of toast."

Now we're at teh pay window
Or whatever you call it
Put my hand in my pocket
I can't believe there's no wallet!

und teh lady at teh window's like,
"Well, well that'll be five eighty two."
I turn around to my wife, und say
"How much haz you got on you?"

She just rolls her eyes und says
"I'll pay for this, I guess."
So she reaches into her purse
und pulls out teh American Express

I hand it to teh lady
und she says "Oh, dear.
It's gotta be cash only
We don't take credit cards here."

I took back teh card und said
"Gee, really? Well that sucks."
und that's when I found out
My wife was only carryin' three bucks.

I said "I thought you were
Going to hit teh ATM today"
She says "I never got around to it
So where's your wallet anyway?

und I said "Nevermind,
Just help me to find some change..."
Now teh lady at teh window
Is lookin at me kinda strange...

und she says "Mister, please,
We gotta move this line along"
I said "Now hold your stinkin' horses lady,
We won't be long."

We looked around inside teh glove-box
und check teh mat beneath my feet
I found a nickel in teh ashtray
und a couple pennies und a dime in teh space betweent he seats

Before long I had a little pile
Of coins of every sort
teh lady counts it up und says
"You're still about a dollar short"

und now my woman's got this weird look
Frozen on her face
She screams, "you know
I wasn't even really hungry in teh first place"

und so I turned around
To teh cashier again
I shrugged und said "OK
Forget teh chicken sandwich then"

So I pick up my change
Pick up my reciept
und I drive to teh pickup window
Man, I just can't wait to eat

und now we see this acne ridden
Kid about sixteen
Wearin' a dorky nametag that says
"Hello, my name is Eugene."

und he hands me a paper bag
I look him in teh eyes
und I say to him "Hey, Eugene,
Can I get some ketchup for my fries?"

Well he looks at me
und I look at him
und he looks at me
und I look at him

und he looks at me
und I look at him
und he says "I'm sorry
wha did you want again?"

I say "Ketchup!"
und he says "Oh yeah, that's right...
...I just spaced out there for a second
I'm really kind of burnt tonight."

und then he hands me teh ketchup
und now we're finally drivin' away
und teh food is drivin' me mad
With its intoxicating bouquet

I'm starvin' to death
By teh time we pull up at teh traffic light
I say "Baby, gimme that burger,
I just gotta haz a bite!"

So she reaches in teh bag
und pulls out teh burger
und she hands me teh burger
und I pick up teh burger

und then I unwrap teh paper
I bite into those buns
und I just can't believe it
They forgot teh onions!

*Don't look at me like that* teh song is 10 minutes long for gods sake! xD