Chuck Norris Jokes. yeah the good old ones XD

When Chuck was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" Chuck received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Chuck Norris can squeeze banana juice out of a dog by roundhouse kicking it.

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

In video games, the only cheat code that can beat God Mode, is Chuck Norris Mode.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Admin wrote:Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Not that hard.

Elsepth wrote:

Admin wrote:Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Not that hard.

Just think about it lol.

lol

Connor666 wrote:lol

I need to cenzore that word lol.

By teh way we went off-topic again >_>

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides wha time it is.


Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

whats cenzore???

Like when you say fuck it is it wont let me do it before the watershed, e.g. *censhorship*

Note: This has probably sparked a question about what is the watershed...

i'm confused
:S

http://www.answers.com/censored

n.
1.A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable.
2.An official, as in the armed forces, who examines personal mail and official dispatches to remove information considered secret or a risk to security.
3.One that condemns or censures.
4.One of two officials in ancient Rome responsible for taking the public census and supervising public behavior and morals.
5.Psychology. The agent in the unconscious that is responsible for censorship.

what r u going on about????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Connor666 wrote:whats cenzore???

Sving wrote:http://www.answers.com/censored

n.
1.A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable.
2.An official, as in the armed forces, who examines personal mail and official dispatches to remove information considered secret or a risk to security.
3.One that condemns or censures.
4.One of two officials in ancient Rome responsible for taking the public census and supervising public behavior and morals.
5.Psychology. The agent in the unconscious that is responsible for censorship.

Connor666 wrote:what r u going on about????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

See what you said in the first place... I answered your question.

u make things very complicated sometimes

I was simply answering your question... didn't you want an answer?

ok i cant be asked to carry on argueing

We were arguing?

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